drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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