I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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