Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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