he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
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