well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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