How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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