Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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