it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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