Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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