It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
