So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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