We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I think my moral compass just broke
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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