Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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