Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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