We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
There's always time for handjobs
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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