Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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