If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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