HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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