I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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