Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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