Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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