So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
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