Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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