yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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