I wanna bring you to show and tell
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I want her autograph on my taint
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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