a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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