oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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