Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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