Non-Jews are for practice
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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