You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
splinters make it hard to masturbate
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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