I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
