so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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