I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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