six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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