talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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