Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
handjob tips. give me some.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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