I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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