he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Randomize
