i would punch a child for taco bell
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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