We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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