haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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