Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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