Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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