...so i touched it.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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