I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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