butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Who died my cat blue again?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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