are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Randomize
