i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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