Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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