I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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