He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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