Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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